Lessons from Mommyhood

* I am no longer a mother. I am a jungle-gym.

* My house is no longer a home. It's a toddler war zone, with lego land mines.

* My days are no longer mine. What I do with me time is demanded by a pint-sized dictator.

* My body is no longer mine (again). It's an incubator that doesn't seem to care how terrible it can make me feel at times.

* Mommyhood ruined my life.

* And mommyhood gave me the best life imaginable. :)

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